To whomever is in charge of the weather:

I love how you perfectly arrange snowstorms in such a way it makes it difficult for me to get to and from work. I also appreciate how you make it so that a snowstorm would hinder me from meeting up with a friend. Though, that's not as big of a deal as work is. I have no vehicle, let alone a license. Is it MY fault? Not completely. I made the effort to get my license and failed on the account that I had no practice. The one thing I had no opportunity for.

You're a dick. You could at least hold off on the snowstorm until at least 7am. Well...that helps me get to work. And it gives me at least seven hours to arrange something to get me home, since people are too retarded to shovel their sidewalks. I'm not sure if it will help people with longer commutes.

Come on. Look at me. I'm making $7.10 an hour. You've caused me to MISS a day of work - meaning I'll only get paid for FOUR days, rather than 5. And that is just wrong. I'm now going to have to see about making up the fifth day this coming week - so I could at least get my regular weekly wage back. I don't think that would be a problem though. But this could all be avoided if you just had held off until later on tomorrow.

Fuck you very much,

Samui K.

Heh. I've been getting an assload of rainstorms last month, there was floods, there was power outages, there was downed trees and telephone poles...who knows what else...nature always has a way of screwing us over at the worst of times...

It hasen't snowed here for 4 or 5 years, and probably will never now...you can blame global warming and airborne sea salt for that...