theres this idiot bastard in my french 1 class. By the way, i'm in ninth grade.
I brought french fries to my french party. The bastard doesn't bring any. I brought five large orders, and he starts complaining about how little i brought. (My class has 20 ppl with one person who doesn't eat them.) Anyways, he keeps on bragging on how he would've brought like 35 orders of french fries. He doesn't realize I had to call at 11 o'clock in yesterday night, stayed up for about an hour trying to contact the supervisor of Mc'Donalds convincing them to make five orders of french fries today. Then, when i got there today, they forgot... Luckily, i went to burger king and surprise surprise, they sold it the whole time.... And that jackass ate the most of the class, when he didn't bring anything and everyone else pitched in.  

Basically, a jackass mooched off everyone else, ate the most, didn't contribute, complained to me about the fries, even started cussing me about how little the fries were while doing nothing about it...

well, sorta yeah. Kinda short, a bit fat, one of those who never does any work, never does anything pretty much.