I am normally not a violent person, but I certainly am in such a mood at this moment.
A brief summary, I moved into this current dump heap of a residence because the house I was renting from my mother sold last year and I needed to find a place immediately. Thus bringing the ever so fun 50 year old annoying as hell homosexual (I have nothing against homosexuals, in fact, they may very well be the ones to keep us from drowning our planet in the very stench that is human. Many of my friends are homosexuals. I prefer to use the word "fag" for the ones that are just completely worthless and annoying, like my dear land lord) Jeff Syrud into my life. The guy is creepy as fuck, and will stop you in the hallways to talk for 30 minutes or so while you are walking towards the door. I've got into the habit of just walking passed him when I see him...
So anyway, flash back to last summer when I was in court for two bullshit cases, where basically two companies I owed money too decided that (the first one), I wasn't paying them enough per month so they should sue me, and (the second one) decided a $40 cellphone bill should be $1200 because they feel like it.
So I am working 10 hour days, 6 days a week in a 130 degree factory at this time. Life sucks. I get fucked over royally in court, both companies legally stealing money from me (by a significant sum) and totally fucking up my perfect credit. On the top side, the judge didn't like a word I used and added $200 onto that $1200 for the cellphone bill.
Side note: Don't trust Cellcom or Community Memorial Hospital of Oconto Falls. They're crooked as a Rocky Mountain S-curve.
So, back to current events. I am already making a pathetic amount of money, living alone, with high expenses, overpriced piece of shit apartment with no working AC or washer/dryer. Shit, I'd praise Allah for a fucking decent place to live. In any case, I was working for a temp service because I was lead to believe that wages cannot be garnished for temps. I thought wrong. In a further attempt to fuck me over, apparently my government decides it is completely okay to take whatever they feel like per check for wage garnishments. To sum it up, I was out $340 a month, about 80% of my rent per month. I fell behind by two months.
My landlord constantly is leaving "call me" messages on my door. I do every time I get one to give him an update. I told him (before the garnishments) he'd have it in a week. Two days after that he filed for eviction. After I firmly reminded his pathetic memory that I would have his money in a week he called it off.
About 4 days later, another note. I called and told him about the wage garnishments. That was all, didn't hear back (I always get his voicemail or his boyfriend telling me he's asleep though I can hear him in the background).
So, about 3 days after that I get a nasty voice mail while I am asleep (I work third shift) basically bitching me out and saying, "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EXCUSES ABOUT WAGE GARNISHMENT I WANT MY MONEY NOW." like the slum lord he is.
So, I--now quite pissed, leave him a nice little voice mail. I cannot remember my exact words, but the convo went something like this:
Voice Mail: This is JEFF! I am not able to answer the phone right now, please leave your NAME AND PHONE NUMBAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! So I can get BACK TO YOU...
*beep*
"Yeah, Jeff, it's Kyle, and you have my damn phone NUMBAAAAR. Just to let you know, if my money troubles don't mean shit to you, yours don't mean shit to me, so stop telling me about your supposed "falling behind" on house and electric payments...I don't want to hear it. Secondly, I am working on taking out my student loans and should have ALL of the money by next week. So do whatever you want I guess."
He was silent for about 2 days, but again, his retardation kicks in and 2 weeks go by in his fucked up little head.
Another eviction notice. This time, his mathematic skills are shining brightly. Apparently $425 x 2 = $920. Hmmm, now I need to talk to another lawyer because my landlord can't do 3rd grade mathematics?
Yay fucking me.
On top of things, my student loans are stalling in the mud because of my damaged credit from Celcum and Cummunity Memorial Hospital for fucking me over.
Yeah, life is dandy right now, it's probably a good thing I gave all of my firearms to my step dad a few months ago...
I really need to vent right now and don't know how or what to do...
Also, anything said here that you might find offensive was not intentional. I just hate complete idiots and seem to attract them like moths to a flame.