Well, this recent dream I just had (like, a couple minutes ago) was a prime example of my alarm clock being full of failure. It took 20 minutes for me to actually wake up and press Snooze. During this time, I was dreaming that I was searching for the alarm clock that was going off! And none of them would shut up! You have no idea how frustrated I was 'til I found the alarm clock next to my bed...then I woke up. It was set for 4:20pm. I woke up at 4:40pm to shut it off.

Other events that transpired -- I was at work, and chased by some guy in a SUV (outside, of course). I was trying to run back in the store, when some guy grabbed me and put a gun to my head, telling me to give him all my money. I called out to my coworker for help. Not sure what happened after, but I was back inside the store.

Then soon after, I took a job at another gas station. Reason? They offered bigger cookies. No, I was not freaked out by being held at gunpoint. I just wanted bigger cookies. That was all. (That's exactly what I said, too)

I pressed the panic button at some point between the mugging and the job change. It took the cops quite a while to show up, and when they did, there were people drinking 40s all around. I did my best to describe to the cop about the attack that happened to me "Beige SUV, 4-door...um....that's all I remember...And the guy that tried robbing me? tall...bearded...homeless looking guy"

That was one very fucked up dream. I'm gonna have to watch my ass tonight at work.