Wait I know I have it somewhere... I don't want the 8 page version so I'll just put the basics.

»Title: Second Lieutenant
»Name: Sage "(Crazy T)" Kemp Tourmaline
»Born: February 4th, 1990
»Species:(Tails recolor) Grey fox. Apparently he is 30% fox and 70% humanoid fox.
»Height: 3'7" (he grew an inch! YAY!)
»Gender: Male
»Blood: AB
»Element: Neutral
»Likes: Video games, technology, automatic firearms (and firearms in genral), most things that have to do with military, cooking, pizza, guns, computers, aviation, eatingg fish and rabbit.
»Dislikes: Being underwater, Swimming, being underwater, scuba diving, sky diving, very spicy food, getting shot at, landmines, red buttons, arguments, SHEDDING SEASON, and last but not least: DOG WHISTLES.
»30% fox?: apparently he has features that a fox would. His hands and feet have black padding on them in some areas and he has retractable claws on both his hands and feet. His fangs are large than normal and his digestive system is "messed up." He can eat things that a fox would eat, and yet chocolate would have no effect on him. (of course, this isn;t that uncommon nowadays am I right?)
»Appearance: His chest is gold, his muzzle, tips of tails, and palms are white (you can't see his palms because he's usually wearing white SWAT (Special Weapons And tactics (though he is starting to not wear them as often)) shooting gloves (which means they have a really good grip). The rest of his fur is green. The inside of his ears are white, his fangs are white most of the time...
»Info: He is pretty smart, but he hates math and he does the problems slow... Also he's a fast learner
»Abilities: He is an expert marksman and can accurately shoot just about anything you can put in his hands with deadly accuracy, he can run pretty fast without using his tails(he doesn;t know how to use his tails to run :P) (50 MPH max so far), and he can use "the three powers (he just refers to them as Omega)"

»Decorations: Army Medal of Honor; Distinguished Flying Cross; Bronze Star; Purple Heart; Vixen Island Liberation Tail; Army Valorous Unit Award

WEAPONRY
You said the magic word. Now we'll look at the weapons Sage uses... which happens to be longer than the profile!

»Beretta M92FS: “Beretta” is synonymous to “handgun.” This 9x19mm pistol is very reliable and easy to use, but it does not have the stopping power of a .45. Nonetheless, the military began issuing these to infantry as a sidearm in CQB (Close Quarters Battle) in place of the 1911 because the M92 FS uses the same ammunition as most military units around the world, making ammunition easier to find on the battlefield. Loads 15 9mm rounds per clip, double/single action, firing selector (safe, fire), 2.15 lbs.
Picture of M92 FS

»M4A1 carbine (Sage): Very, very, very accurate carbine. This is basically a compact version of the M16A2 with a telescopic buttstock. This fires 5.56mm NATO rounds out of a 14.5 inch barrel at a velocity of 2800 feet per second at 800 rounds a minute on fully automatic. This weapon was intended to replace pistols like the M92 (above) as a shoulder-fired secondary weapon. SOCOM adopted it and added tons of new add-ons for its soldiers, making this a versatile weapon. Unfortunately, the round is very small and doesn’t do that much damage, which is why Sage aims for the head! On single, it fires as fast as you can pull the trigger, which for Sage is very, very blindingly fast (I say he should be a pianist). Loads 30 5.56 rounds per magazine (100 for a C-mag), forward assist, cocking handle behind rear sight, firing selector (safe, single, auto), Sage’s full name engraved on the fore barrel, 5.5 lbs.
Picture of M4A1

»Heckler and Koch USP (Universal Self-loading Pistol): This weapon just kicks butt. There’s no doubt about it, this is the best semi-auto pistol in existence. This one is .45 ACP but there are others available in .40 S&W and 9mm. Loads with 12 .45 ACP (not GAP!) rounds per clip, single/double action, firing selector (safe, fire), 1.65lbs, ambidextrous, Trijicon sights.
Picture of USP
Demonstration video for USP
(NOTE: You see this in Half-Life 2, cool huh?)
(credit to Heckler & Koch and Federation of American Scientists for info)

»THIS WEAPON BEING REPLACED: I was originally going to have him have a G36K but now I'm leaning towards an AK variant (probably AK-103.) I'll keep the info up just in case I stick with it.

»G36K: Heckler and Koch make great guns, no doubt about it. The "little brother" to the G36 full size rifle, the G36K is a mid-size carbine with a 12.5 inch barrel. A popular civilian police patrol rifle, the G36K is the ideal firearm for situations where a full size rifle might be cumbersome and yet a desire for muzzle velocity retention is paramount. Since the G36 system allows a high degree of component commonality, there are many interchangeable accessories for all models (this means you can change this into either the full rifle or the compact C model). 30 rounds of 5.56 NATO per clip, FULLY ambidextrous, 33.78 inches with stock unfolded, 6.62 pounds.

»GLOCK 18C: Glock. The first thing that comes to mind is a pistol that lack looks, style, beauty, etc. What it does not lack in howerever is performance. Glock decided to skip the fancy stuff and get right to business. This Glock 18c provides semi or fully-automatic functions. Very few pistols have this feature, and just as few people can handle it. Sage happens to be one of those people. Loads 17 9x19mm rounds, firing selector, safety.

»XM5A1: DO NOT TRY GOOGLE SEARCHING THIS! This is a fictional weapon and you will probably get pron anyways. Sage got this particular weapon from another dimension. The XM5A1(Sage himself named it :D) pulse pistol is the only one of its kind in Sage's posesion. It is the only weapon with a flashlight and a competition forebarrel. An ammo counter is on both sides of the gun above the trigger guard. The magazines themselves show you how many rounds are left indicated by red (empty round) line or blue (sull round) bars, each bar indicating a spent or ready round. Also on the bottom of the magazine is a small headphones slot that a charger can be plugged in and linked to an ordinary household elecrical outlet. The round itself the gun fired is sub-sonic (but is still very, very fast). This is an energy based weapon and works well on armored targets. Soft targets will probably burn, but the wound would cauderize itself. 40 rounds per clip, safety, ambidextrous, competition forebarrel with flashlight attached, 2.34 pounds, ammo counters, Trijicon sights.

»Green-tinted Wakizashi (Sage): It’s a wakizashi with a green tint. It has Sage’s full name on the right side of the blade. This thing is virtually indestructible thanks to an unintended trip to another dimension, where someone put some crazy spell upon it to make it invulnerable. Sage questioned why he didn’t use the crazy spell on people, of course. Anyways, if you try breaking it… it “ain’t gunna happen.” Moving on. Sage is not very good with swords at all, his only experience is fighting a few guys with it and those guys were weak. It’s 19.5 inches long.
Picture of normal wakizashi (imagine that except with the blade has a green tint and on the right side of the blade “Sage Tourmaline” is etched.)

and now to get stoned (as in rocks thrown at)

Update: possible weapon exchange.