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"Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« on: Jul 27 2009, 06:43 PM »
In the IRC channel, Yerix and I were discussing Earthbound, and today being the 20th anniversary of MOTHER. One thing that came up is the possibility of making a hack of Earthbound, using elements from Kitsune Paradise. A log of the discussion is attached, since it will make this post pretty much tl;dr. The subtitle would probably be "The Outbreak of Yerix", where it seems Yerix (divided by zero) infects the world with his twisted mind. I'd say the world would be, well, Kitsune Paradise, and it's up to a team of four to save it from his insanity. We'll need sprite artists, of course. Yerix will be one of them.

This is still in the planning stages, so we're throwing ideas around. Suggestions are very welcome.

Update:

Site for the hack opened: https://parabound.kitsuria.net (updated link)
« Last Edit: Oct 03 2012, 07:44 AM by Samui »


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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #1 on: Jul 29 2009, 11:49 PM »
unfortunately my activity will be lowered for a while.

computer is fritzing, and should get it in working shape at least by mid-august.

right now I'm at another comp. (non-public of course)

however during this period I will do further brainstorming on this hack.
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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #2 on: Aug 01 2009, 09:44 PM »
I'm going to download PK Hack and play with it a bit.


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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #3 on: Aug 06 2009, 01:08 PM »
hah!

i'm back, on my auxilary comp, in all of its obsolete goodness and whatnot, at least for the time being

so i've thought of ideas for enemies, and I believe they should range from
-well known computer malware/viruses/spyware/trojan horses
-internet acronym pokemon (ROFLDRAGONITE, to name one)
-internet memes (barrel roll already planned so far)
-idiots (sopnic, to name one)
-random crap (satan mario, hump-a-blastoise to name a few)
-japanese mythical creatures
-whatever we want
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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #4 on: Aug 06 2009, 01:11 PM »
god damn your pc is obsolete. xD

those enemies sound like a great idea.


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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #5 on: Aug 06 2009, 01:38 PM »
this thing's such a dinosaur that it has a diskette drive, and the fan's noisy

i'm hoping to base the sprites of all the internet acronym PKMN (at least the 151 originals) on the poses of the hideous pokemon green sprites for added hilarity

they will be 100% handsprited though, screw edits

problem is the mouse is shit on this fossil of a machine and that makes decent spriting somewhat challenging, i'll adapt somehow ok, the mouse ain't that crap, in fact its more up to date than the rest of the hardware

i believe adapting the sprites to a workable format for insertion in earthbound won't be a problem?
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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #6 on: Aug 07 2009, 06:21 AM »
i don't feel any love from ness's mom when talking to her on the phone. thousands of miles away, call her and you want to hear her voice...she'd rather wash the stupid dog than talk to her son.

i propose we change her lines to make her sound like a total bitch. like "DAMMIT NESS IM TRYIN TO WATCH JUDGE JUDY! *slam*"


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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #7 on: Aug 07 2009, 05:15 PM »
if i recall correctly you have a bitchy mom.

regarding the chosen 4 in the hack...still brainstorming.


and change the lines of the earthbound 2 sign in fourside to:
"earthbound 2 happened alright! it's MOTHER 3, only in japan! it's never coming to america, so quit waiting! nothing's stopping you from importing it though!"
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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #8 on: Aug 07 2009, 05:38 PM »


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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #9 on: Aug 07 2009, 06:49 PM »
tourettes mom, perfect

for now here are some enemy names i've came up with for all enemies encountered from the start of the game to the battle with the onett police

runaway dog=corrupted chao
spiteful crow=flying idiot pikachu
coil snake=malicious code string
starman jr.=decamark http://pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F
pogo punk=pogo penguinsuiter
yes man jr.=hoopin' penguinsuiter
skate punk=skatin' penguinsuiter
frank=sword penguin freak
frankystein mkII=penguinbot mkIII
attack slug=junk data
black antoid=glitch data
rowdy mouse=rapist rodent
titanic ant=LMAORHYHORN
cop=rogue antivirus
captain strong=colonel panic (kernel panic)

sprites to follow eventually
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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #10 on: Aug 07 2009, 07:24 PM »
Sounds good to me.

I'm going to have so much fun making Tourettes Mom. She's totally going to berate Ness, and maybe, I could make her prayer hurt Ness. XD


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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #11 on: Aug 07 2009, 09:48 PM »
let's genderswap the chosen 4 to make things interesting and alter their sprites to show it
ness=nessa (referencing "NessA" in the earthbound advertisement video)
paula=paul
jeff=jenny
poo=pii (?)
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gigantic shithole.




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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #12 on: Aug 07 2009, 10:02 PM »
Useless dog could be changed to ... um ... Bidoof?


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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #13 on: Aug 07 2009, 10:33 PM »
king=bidoof
tendas=mudkips

delibird is taking porky's place, so the rest of the minch household are delibirds

aloysious (sp?)=old delibird in glasses
lardna=old delibird with enough makeup on to make one vomit on sight
picky=younger delibird

more possible enemy names for enemies in twoson
ramblin' evil mushroom=psychocybin shroom
annoying old party man=inebriated tanuki
cranky lady=raving schoolgirl
new age retro hippie=stoned cereal killer (holding the torn half of a cereal box and high on weed)
unassuming local guy=barrel roller
mobile sprout=computer worm
everdred=thieving fox
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right now, the sooner, the faster you can get out of this
gigantic shithole.




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Re: "Parabound": An Earthbound Hack?
« Reply #14 on: Aug 08 2009, 12:06 AM »
I'm thinking of making the father like the king from the Zelda CD-i series. He'll always say "MAH BOI" and wonder what's for dinner.


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