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Title: Kitsune Paradise is found in the darndest ways...
Post by: Samui on Aug 03 2007, 11:35 AM: http://samui.kitsuneparadise.com/searches.php (http://samui.kitsuneparadise.com/searches.php)

A quick and dirty run down of hits from search engine users. Interesting to see how people manage to stumble across this site. One notable Google search was:

kitsune nine tails -naruto

Whoever that was, PLEASE COME BACK! You are awesome! :D
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Post by: Zappix Mantierro on Aug 03 2007, 12:17 PM: I went all "lol" at "Please Stand By"
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Post by: Kitsunexus on Aug 03 2007, 01:11 PM: I agree wholeheartedly! -NARUTO! ---!

It didn't have mine "kitsune porn".... XD
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Post by: Samui on Aug 03 2007, 03:06 PM: Quote
I agree wholeheartedly! -NARUTO! ---!

It didn't have mine "kitsune porn".... XD
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I started logging it after I found out you found us through a google search for kitsune porn. "P
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Post by: Roy on Aug 03 2007, 03:19 PM: Quote
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I agree wholeheartedly! -NARUTO! ---!

It didn't have mine "kitsune porn".... XD
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I started logging it after I found out you found us through a google search for kitsune porn. "P
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Sorry, I'm collecting all the vixens. I'm making a monopoly on the multi tailed secks. :)
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Post by: Yerix on Aug 03 2007, 04:13 PM: "Delibird Sex" worked.
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Post by: Darfix on Aug 04 2007, 12:51 PM: Quote
Sorry, I'm collecting all the vixens. I'm making a monopoly on the multi tailed secks. :)
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That means we must duel to the death :P

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"Delibird Sex" worked.
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I loled :)
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Post by: TalonShadowfox on Aug 04 2007, 02:16 PM: lmao what the hell!?! random!
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Post by: keaton-kun on Aug 04 2007, 10:11 PM: i don't remember what i was searching for.....OH YEAH, a D&D kitsune race =3 i found 3....one here, one that'a actually official kinda...and another one that makes them like VAMPIRES through SEX!! *bow chicka wow wow*
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Post by: Kitsunexus on Aug 05 2007, 01:22 AM: Yeah, if you want the Kitsune race in D&D check out a SNES game called Shadowrun, and also the pen and paper Shadowrun. You won't be disappointed.
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Post by: Roy on Aug 05 2007, 02:55 PM: Quote
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Sorry, I'm collecting all the vixens. I'm making a monopoly on the multi tailed secks. :)
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That means we must duel to the death :P

As you wish.

*wins initiative, casts Quickened Chained Greater Dispelling to shut off magical effects/items followed by Empowered, Maximized, Twinned, Split Rayed Enervation vs touch flat footed AC*

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i don't remember what i was searching for.....OH YEAH, a D&D kitsune race =3 i found 3....one here, one that'a actually official kinda...and another one that makes them like VAMPIRES through SEX!! *bow chicka wow wow*

*grins* Again, the vixens are mine.
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Post by: Kentenko saiyan warrior on Aug 06 2007, 03:49 PM: I forgot how I found thi... OH! I remember I found it on a flash site!
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Post by: Yerix on Aug 07 2007, 01:16 AM: "bird porn" and "test pattern" FTW

and don't forget "please stand by"

we're yet to see delibird....
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Post by: Zero on Aug 16 2007, 02:51 PM: Wha...bird po..

o.O

Birn po..

People have lost their ways.

>.>
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Post by: Samui on Aug 17 2007, 12:00 PM: Updated.

Wow...the things people actually search for. T_T
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Post by: Kentenko saiyan warrior on Aug 17 2007, 12:13 PM: Like?
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Post by: Samui on Aug 17 2007, 12:33 PM: Check the link and see!

- easter samui

Easter Samui?! What? Is that some sort of Easter snack, a chocolate-covered Samui? Or a Samui inside a Cadbury creme egg? ... Maybe it's not food. Maybe on Easter, I become...EASTER SAMUI...and I go to the houses of people I hate, and I leave rotten eggs underneath their couch cushions, and behind the walls. Wow.

- samui sword

Cold sword? o.O
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Post by: Kentenko saiyan warrior on Aug 17 2007, 12:52 PM: Heh you should've put "Kentenko" up that got me... right to my profile.
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Post by: Samui on Aug 17 2007, 01:19 PM: Yeah.

Though...most of these people are looking for porn. Or warez. And the people actually searching for kitsune stuff aren't registering. (Well, most of the time) =/

I need to actually get some content up on here. xP
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Post by: Kentenko saiyan warrior on Aug 17 2007, 01:27 PM: So registees are perverts? Some? Yick...
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Post by: Samui on Aug 17 2007, 01:34 PM: No...The porno/warez searchers don't register here. At least, as far as I can tell.
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Post by: Taoki on Aug 17 2007, 02:47 PM: Quote
No...The porno/warez searchers don't register here. At least, as far as I can tell.
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That is a very very good thing, because if it did, many idiots would come here and start flaming spamming or even hacking the forum and everything else. Its really much better fewer members that need to be here get here rather then have the entire internet come, which is generally full of complete idiots except certain groups. I do believe that it would be really nice if kp could be found from furry porn sites though, but only furry ones :)
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Post by: TalonShadowfox on Aug 17 2007, 04:27 PM: wow "spiritual in FLCL"... man i miss that anime it was good...
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Post by: Samui on Aug 17 2007, 04:54 PM: Quote
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No...The porno/warez searchers don't register here. At least, as far as I can tell.
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That is a very very good thing, because if it did, many idiots would come here and start flaming spamming or even hacking the forum and everything else.<snip>
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I think that is how the ones that hacked us back around the beginning of the year found us. They never got an account, but they did exploit many of my PHP scripts, and were able to deface the site through an XSS attack. They even were able to upload some shit of their own in some craftily named hidden folders, and apparently, they were trying to run their own piracy site off my server (and failed). Boy, did I learn a valuable lesson from that.

( ps. nothing was lost in that incident other than files that happened to have the word "log" in 'em, thus the missing logos and login.php's -- that got fixed easily )
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Post by: Ozymandias on Aug 18 2007, 11:39 PM: I found it in your sig on TSA or TSFF or SWMB... yeah... SWMB that's what it was.

Either that or you told me about it or something... yup.
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Post by: Taoki on Aug 19 2007, 05:28 AM: I simply found this forum for a search for the word "kitsune" on google. I found it by Google and by Fate.
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Post by: Yerix on Aug 19 2007, 06:44 PM: whoever searched "grandpa sucks grandpa" and "library sex" should get over here...

also "pipe haus"
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Post by: LegendaryFrag on Oct 27 2007, 06:49 PM: Heh, i found this board threw a search =D, i found Kitsune radio and was like "BOOYAH!"
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Post by: Kentenko saiyan warrior on Oct 28 2007, 10:55 PM: Holy shit were talking to Cyborg here!
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Post by: Samui on Oct 30 2007, 08:30 PM: i need to get dk-radio back up and running. 'course, i don't have time to dj, but, maybe we could find someone else willing to do it? i've got an auto-stream going, but it doesn't seem to be stable. :P
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Post by: Yerix on Nov 03 2007, 01:10 AM: there's a lot of wankers and gross-minded yucks on the intarwebs these days...

penis enlargement, breast enhancement, cockchew, bullshit smilies, rorikon paradise, sonic funtari, hentai jpn, pedofillia porn, fucking block, man with no penis, homemade penis cake, shit pasta, man with 2 penis, what does it mean when a dick flops?, panda porno, wired shit, penis outline, how to hack sites, grandpa sucks cock, ass paradise, ass fuckers, suicide for hire, penis in shit, bent penis, dragon ball no censore, fuckers paradise, RED TUBE HENTAI...
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Post by: Shiori on Nov 12 2007, 09:43 AM: Ya I found you guys by first the Kitsune spiritual forum Kitsuhana. This site is not bad at all.
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Post by: Akana Uruha Seiru on Dec 03 2007, 08:44 PM: Wow. Wow. XD
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Post by: Kiro on Mar 04 2008, 12:44 PM: Samui linked me here from an IRC channekl on Furnet. :3
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Post by: M.C. on Mar 05 2008, 09:45 PM: Quote
bird porn, shit pasta, man with 2 penis, what does it mean when a dick flops?, ass paradise, communist cow, I can't pronounce bacaruda.
hahah wtf.

Seemed someone had trouble with Civilization 4 since it was listed about a hundred times.

Strangely "tsundera name in english" was listed about 1000 times.

''Bent penis'' and ''grandpa cock'' were in there quite a bit as well.

Sami, is there some secret forum you're not telling us about that has all this?
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Post by: Kiriko on Mar 07 2008, 05:49 PM: Considering the things people have said it probably shouldn't be THAT big of a surprise to us that people find these forums with those searches?
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Post by: Samui on Mar 07 2008, 07:12 PM: And a lot of it has to be in the spam forum, which, oddly enough, shouldn't be viewable to guests. But it seems Google works in mysterious ways. :P
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Post by: Kiriko on Mar 07 2008, 09:00 PM: There's an area for spam? I didn't know about that...
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Post by: Samui on Apr 29 2008, 08:42 AM: "what does it mean when a dick flops?" -> that returns the Quik Stop ranting thread.

Updated the list. Really weird search queries. xD
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Post by: Samui on May 27 2008, 07:13 AM: This is what Google Analytics shows for the queries. Note the top one. >.>
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Post by: Kentenko saiyan warrior on May 27 2008, 04:07 PM: Wow Furry porn! Well it's not like everybody isn't trying to find it... I'm surprised nobody has found it under a certain subject...
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Post by: Taoki on May 28 2008, 05:07 AM: Yay for furry porn ^_^ Especially kitsune hentai <3
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Post by: Samui on May 28 2008, 05:17 AM: All it returned was a thread requesting hentai, and that thread got derailed and never got any pr0nz. xD
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Post by: Yerix on May 29 2008, 02:33 AM: there's a bunch of searches for goku on the list, and more grandpa+penis things.

damned gerontophiles.
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Post by: Kentenko saiyan warrior on May 29 2008, 02:46 AM: Yohohohoho!
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Post by: Samui on May 29 2008, 11:05 AM: Hm. And we're the third result for Munjpets. Which makes me think we should do something sweet for that. People, post your ideas in the Munjpets forum on here. I can do all sorts of sweet things with it.