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The Lounge => General Discussion => Topic started by: Reiko Kami on Sep 23 2009, 11:17 PM
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I found some stupid laws for you all to enjoy! Look and see, you may be doing something illegal! >.> http://www.dumblaws.com/ Samui agreed that it should be posted here. ^^
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"A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman."
it seems that can sell the razor there for good fortune.
"It is illegal to pour salt on a highway."
oh, the ice it is, danger maintain the road exactly at the winter.
"Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited."
wtf
"It is illegal to molest butterflies."
lolwut
"You may not fish on a camel’s back."
does one obtain the idaho camel somewhere?
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Well, here in Kentucky, where I live, it is illegal to "Carry a ice cream cone in your pocket." and "Dogs may not molest cars." XD Oh, and "A woman cannot buy a hat without her husband's permission." I can see it now. Wife: "Honey, can I buy a hat?" Husband: "No, woman! It's too expensive!" Wife: "I'm gonna buy it anyway!" Nearby police officer: "Ma'am, your under arrest!" XD
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Back where I used to live (Hartford, CT):
"You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands."
Why would I want to? o.O
"You may not educate dogs."
Damn. There goes my plans to start up a dog school.
"It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday."
So the weddings taking place on Sunday are all breaking the law. :D
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In Los Angeles, CA: (I don't live there, just found something that amused me)
"It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent."
Man: Bitch, I /told/ you to stay in the kitchen! Now I must beat you with my belt!
Woman: No! Don't do it! This is illegal, you know!
Man: Then I beat you with...A WATCH STRAP! Perfectly legal! Mwahahahahhaha!
Woman: Noooooooooo!
"It is illegal to cry on the witness stand."
Witness: I saw him *choke* kill her... BAWWWWW!
Police: You are under arrest. For crying!
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San Francisco, CA ( I don't live there, just some funny things, too )
"It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear."
Man: But officer, that's all I have to clean this bird crap off with!
"Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited."
Oh, come on. Most of the population of this city is gay. What if they don't want to do anal?
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San Diego, CA
"The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250."
That oughta stop those bums from keeping their lights up all year!
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Wow, no dumb laws specific to Sacramento, and that is like, the dumbest city there is. o.o
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"All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat."
So me in Hawaii some day when going, I may obtain the free boat?
"Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense."
The Texas person is apperently homophobe.
"It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts."
Someone like sonic the porcupine which is being run around or you think what that we want the child who has been visible?
"Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights."
Attach the flashlight on the ass of the horse.
"An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public."
In addition power it is old, but you think concerning the sale of the razor.
"Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans."
Does this hatred for the hair of the face come entirely from somewhere?
"Hopefully, residents of the city have spedometers on their horses, for they can not ride them in excess of ten miles per hour."
Does one how install the speedometer in the horse?
"Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass."
Somewhere that kind of blanket can one obtain the canvas?
"A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public."
Well, furthermore another law and kiss from Iowa for the hair of the face.
"Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants."
The horse how can eat the hydrant?
"While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited."
As for the criminal rather than truth seeming, being obstructed because of that you obtain, in order with bear which is obstructed to rip in fragment.
"Hunting camels is prohibited."
As for one in can find the Arizona camel which excludes the zoo somewhere?
"Women may not wear pants."
In Arizona Tucson there is a girl apperently with skirt 24/7/365.
"Throwing missles at cars is illegal."
It does not wear those which you shoot because you do not throw those!
"Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight."
So do we attach the flashlight on their asses?
"The molestation of trash cans is banned."
As for fetishists of the trash box entering into Florida Daytona Beach, you are careful.
"A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow."
Chance of doubtful rooster is what and is this known?
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"All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French."
WTF ?!?!?!? HELLO YOU COME HERE SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE >.<
go back home if you're not happy
"Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks."
Yea sure why do you put all snow in the street there then ???
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"One may not mutilate a rock in a state park."
"Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited."
"Catapults may not be fired at buildings."
"It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop."
"Boulders may not be rolled on city property."
"The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park."
"It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor."
What the hell, Colorado! What the f*ing hell is wrong with your state!
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her in Illinois we cant go bowling T_T