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« on: Sep 25 2004, 10:46 AM »
I honestly think it should be called Microslut Winblows 2005.

Coming Soon:
Microslut Winblows 2005

System requirements:
2.1GHz Pentium 4
512MB RAM
15GB hard drive space
1600 x 1200 x 24-bit resolution

Will come with:
InfectX (formerly DirectX) 10.0 - Useless video codec
Winblows Exploiter (formerly Windows Explorer) - Now grown to 50 Megs!
Microslut Internet Exposer (formerly Microsoft Internet Explorer) 7.0 - Automatically connects to pr0n sites
Microslut Office 2005 - Now grown to 3.1 GB!
Microslut Adware Installer - Installs adware on your compy
Microslut Purifier - Removes any non-Microslut programs

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 25 2004, 03:20 PM »
Microsplooge Wankers 2005, with all the requirements you listed, but with Delibird Sex pics, and some major cock, and the explorer will grow to 10 GB.

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 25 2004, 07:05 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: Sep 25 2004, 07:50 PM »
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And on a totally unrelated subject...
What the hell does that have to do with Winblows 2005?

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« Reply #4 on: Sep 25 2004, 08:20 PM »
Maybe because this topic is shit.

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« Reply #5 on: Sep 25 2004, 09:38 PM »
LOL all i know is that its going to be smarter then me

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« Reply #6 on: Sep 27 2004, 03:31 PM »
This topic is spam. Im not going to pick a name because i like windows(well XP) and i like microsoft.

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 27 2004, 05:03 PM »
Are there any hidden forums?

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« Reply #8 on: Oct 24 2004, 02:52 PM »
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This topic is spam. Im not going to pick a name because i like windows(well XP) and i like microsoft.
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Your a fucking retarded 10-year old aren't you?

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« Reply #9 on: Oct 24 2004, 03:01 PM »
he must be Anthony. Why anyone whould voulentarily use Windows if tehy knew bertter or didn't need it for work or games is beyond me. although ther is a commercial WINE binary taht plays most Windows games...
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 24 2004, 03:05 PM »
Anthony was banned from SCARZ =P

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« Reply #11 on: Oct 24 2004, 03:10 PM »
i made a grammer eroor there, i ment i was talking to anthony
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« Reply #12 on: Oct 24 2004, 03:38 PM »
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Your a fucking retarded 10-year old aren't you?
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Lets see im 14 almost 15. Just because i like windows don't mean i am ten, I have been on these forms longer that you(As in when it first started)so i own you get used to it Come back to me when this gets through to you and i will then tell you when you can fuck your mom cockbite.

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« Reply #13 on: Oct 24 2004, 04:09 PM »
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i made a grammer eroor there, i ment i was talking to anthony
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Grammer eroor eh?

Ahahahahahaha

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« Reply #14 on: Oct 24 2004, 04:24 PM »
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I have been on these forms longer that you(As in when it first started)so i own you get used to it
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How long you've been here has nothing to do with ownage. Also, this topic isn't spam - If it were, I would have trashed it by now. =P


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