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Gaming Arena => Gaming and Technology => Topic started by: Pooka on Feb 10 2014, 03:50 PM
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All I got from clicking that was an error message.
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Nevermind, I replaced the link with an imgur image embedded cause Dropbox now sucks when linking stuff.
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http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2014/02/10/flappy-bird-flies-again-play-game-online/
http://www.flappybirds.com/
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Goddamit, I'll post the apk and spam it across the great internet just so no retard goes to buy an iPhone at that high a price because a stupid mobile game is what's the price about.
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There is always this (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.flappy.flappydoge).
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There is always this (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.flappy.flappydoge).
Only 5 1-star reviews?!!!!
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eBay has closed all the listings because their policy dictates that all devices must ship factory state.
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eBay has closed all the listings because their policy dictates that all devices must ship factory state.
So this practically means all devices that have its factory seal broken in any way cannot be shipped via eBay... even if said device was advertised as used? Nah, that's better, if I want to buy a cheap Android phone off there, I'd rather pay less for the full experience than pay less for a device that god knows how far it is from being able to reset to the factory settings.
The problem however is the listings for the Flappy Bird APKs that are overpriced. Did they delete them, yet?
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No, it means used devices must be "factory reset".
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No, it means used devices must jbe "factory reset".
Still better. I hope Amazon has a similar policy!
My faith in humanity is still lost. May post why later.
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even sesame street has jumped on the flappyclone bandwagon
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/sesame-street-takes-on-flappy-bird-with-flappy-bert/1100-6417699/?utm_source=gamefaqs&utm_medium=partner&utm_content=news_module&utm_campaign=homepage
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even sesame street has jumped on the flappyclone bandwagon
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/sesame-street-takes-on-flappy-bird-with-flappy-bert/1100-6417699/?utm_source=gamefaqs&utm_medium=partner&utm_content=news_module&utm_campaign=homepage
I lost faith in this planet. A part of my childhood (obviously) is taking on the fad. Goodbye world!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0fLqJtn5S4
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PCMag daily news:
Flappy Bird malware
Damn. I can't believe how a stupid game went that far
Lets face it, birds are the new ponies of this insane era. If Hasbro wants more money, all they have to do is make My Little Bird a reality. It will put My Little Pony to shame instantly.
Oh jeez, the survival game is heating up as the sane people decrease. I'm afraid I'm one of these few sane people that can carry humanity forward, but these insane people will just make aliens mock us.
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Flappy Alicorn. Princess Twilight has a hard time learning to fly with her newly obtained wings. Help guide her between the pipes. If she crashes, she dies, and all magic will be lost in Equestria.
Someone pitch that to Hasbro. :P
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Flappy Alicorn. Princess Twilight has a hard time learning to fly with her newly obtained wings. Help guide her between the pipes. If she crashes, she dies, and all magic will be lost in Equestria.
Someone pitch that to Hasbro. :P
LET THAT HAPPEN! LET MAGIC BE LOST IN EQUESTRIA!
Then Eggman may use the ponies as the next animals.
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http://www.gamespot.com/articles/flappy-bird-becomes-an-mmo/1100-6417740/?utm_source=gamefaqs&utm_medium=partner&utm_content=news_module&utm_campaign=hub_platform
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http://youtu.be/T-fOqNLm7oo
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It didn't stop.
I just heard from my friend that one of the Youtube comments said that one person stabbed his brother to death... because the brother had a score of 15 in Flappy Bird that he couldn't beat. I feel like I'm going to put a knife against a wall, then stab myself in the head.
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(You know the rest, obviously)
*Restarts the world*
Where was I?
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http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2454286,00.asp?mailingID=368341CD45044FF3CF7537DC8FE2627B
All my faith in humanity is still lost to the point that I'll keep rinsing and repeating these procedures every time a new Flappy Bird related news get summoned, instead of being original.
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(You know the rest, obviously)
*Restarts the world*
Where was I?
With one more routine step though: stop rinsing and repeating at some point.
if not_in_mood=true
then start rinseandrepeat.exe
else end
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i'm sorry
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i'm sorry
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Image broken.
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it's an attachment i made in one of the private forums since i was too lazy to go upload it elsewhere, so of course others might be seeing it as broken
this one should work
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KILL IT! Use PK Thunder or some- I haven't played that much Earthbound dammit.
That is not an Earthbound hack, is it? Is it just an image? Dammit, I don't know how to compare these days.
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KILL IT! Use PK Thunder or some- I haven't played that much Earthbound dammit.
That is not an Earthbound hack, is it? Is it just an image? Dammit, I don't know how to compare these days.
a hack, .para//bound
https://parabound.kitsuria.net/
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KILL IT! Use PK Thunder or some- I haven't played that much Earthbound dammit.
That is not an Earthbound hack, is it? Is it just an image? Dammit, I don't know how to compare these days.
a hack, .para//bound
https://parabound.kitsuria.net/
Oh, good. You putting it right there means its going to be a mortal enemy! Haha.
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http://mobile.pcmag.com/?origref=#!/article/5329f786ec0691f38000002f-flappy-bird-to-return-but-not-soon
What's your own way of commiting suicide, guys?
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http://youtu.be/MyXcr6sDRtw
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You should know better than to put your faith in humanity!
For crying out loud, humans are far from perfect, and can be rather messed up in a wide variety of ways!
<Philosophic content removed>
On the matter of Flappy Bird, someone made a lore video for it.
It does a wonderful job explaining the twisted insanity that is Flappy Bird.
http://youtu.be/KoftfRlm7Yk
Needless to say, this game does not interest me. I'd rather play old-school story-heavy FPS like the System Shock series and the Marathon trilogy, the Contra series, anything Metroid, some of the Castlevania games, some of the MegaMan games and spinoffs, some fighting games like Marvel VS Capcom, Tatsunoko VS Capcom, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus (I really need to learn how to get good at fighting games. >_<), JRPGs like Chrono Trigger, Summon Night Swordcraft Story, and anything Front Mission.
Speaking of System Shock, there's also a lore video on System Shock.
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You should know better than to put your faith in humanity!
For crying out loud, humans are far from perfect, and can be rather messed up in a wide variety of ways!
<Philosophic content removed>
On the matter of Flappy Bird, someone made a lore video for it.
It does a wonderful job explaining the twisted insanity that is Flappy Bird.
http://youtu.be/KoftfRlm7Yk
Needless to say, this game does not interest me. I'd rather play old-school story-heavy FPS like the System Shock series and the Marathon trilogy, the Contra series, anything Metroid, some of the Castlevania games, some of the MegaMan games and spinoffs, some fighting games like Marvel VS Capcom, Tatsunoko VS Capcom, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus (I really need to learn how to get good at fighting games. >_<), JRPGs like Chrono Trigger, Summon Night Swordcraft Story, and anything Front Mission.
Speaking of System Shock, there's also a lore video on System Shock.
I liked your philosophic content part. I liked it even though I don't like philosophy. Humanity does go from a very rational species to a drunk one in an instant. But I remembered that my faith in humanity < 0, before I posted this thread. So nope.
Neither does the game interest me. Not to mention I'm probably playing a better variant of it, as a collectible vehicle named the Profit Birf in Jetpack Joyride. I always ask myself why Profit Bird wasn't obsessed over while Flappy Bird was, even though they're nearly the same. If I wanted to obsess over a game, a Sonic game is a good candidate. Or to be rather a specific, a game with effort spent into it, than a game with... the least efforts possible.
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To be honest, philosophy is one of my interests. Not the postmodern garbage that passes for philosophy these days, though. (Evangelion provides an example of the aforementioned postmodern garbage.)
Did you watch the Lore video? It's pretty twisted, and you should show it to every fan of Flappy Bird. They'll never want to play the game again. XD
Some of the games I mentioned as ones that I'd rather play, well, they're games that people actually put effort into making. X3 If anything looks interesting, feel free to look them up.
Sadly, some of them I've never played (more specifically, System Shock, and most of the Front Mission series, though it still interests me.)
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Yep I saw it. Forgot that I needed to respond right here.
Now behold...
https://twitter.com/androidcentral/status/466691454635880448
What's the best way to commit suicide?
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Not that I condone it or anything, here's a method I've read on bash.org
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
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Not that I condone it or anything, here's a method I've read on bash.org
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
this for .para//bound 2.0
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Was not going to do this cruel suicide plan but since I've saw one of these tweets include these bastard creatures called the ponies (along with me nearly seeing a pony t-shirt yesterday on my way back home, effectively tearing off the cobwebs* off my pony-alert alarm), and remembered Flappy Bird...
I'll improve this plan so it dismembers me! Unless the pony tweet disappears from my Twitter. In which case, another soul saved.
*I hate Spiderman
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http://www.gamespot.com/articles/mobile-hit-flappy-bird-now-playable-in-60-fps-on-a/1100-6421158/?utm_source=gamefaqs&utm_medium=partner&utm_content=news_module&utm_campaign=hub_platform
the scourge continues
not even 70s hardware is safe from the flappies
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And now there are two Flappy games on Amazon. Flappy Birds Family, and Swing Copter.
God, did that developer lose his mind?!
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we have flappy merch now
http://www.ebay.com/itm/The-Original-Flappy-Bird-5-Plush-Figure-Character-Toy-/151459406518?pt=TV_Movie_Character_Toys_US&hash=item2343af22b6