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Author Topic: The Balls Story  (Read 5394 times)

PatPong

The Balls Story
« on: Sep 30 2004, 01:58 PM »
One day, there was this dumbass 10 year old kid called Tom. Tom has always wondered how those "eggs" inside the bag under his penis looked like. He was always touching them all the time and imagining how they are like. His parents have noticed that, and told him to stop, but he never did.

One day at school, Tom was sitting at lunch with his best friend, Bob. While they were eating and chatting about all kinds of stuff, the question that bothered Tom has popped into his mind, so he then said to Bob: "Have you ever wondered how your balls looked like?" "No", Bob quickly answered. "I have never thought of this before", he added. "Okay", said Tom, and they then changed the subject to how long their penises are.

Lunchtime has finished, and the kids had Art next class. At that day, they were supposed to color a picture, cut it out with scissors, and stick them to a background. Since the kids never had to bring scissors to school(And Tom never even used them before), the teacher lent each kid a scissor so that they'd complete the assignment with it.

Tom took the scissor and put it in his pockets for when he needs it, and started to color the picture. While coloring the picture, the boy felt in the need to take a piss. So he then went and asked the teacher's permission, and took the hall pass and rushed to the rest room.

However, while he was taking a piss, he checked out his pockets looking for a pencil he may have forgotten in them so he'd use it to write something stupid about his teacher on the door, but all he found was the scissor. Still with his penis and balls out, he started staring at the scissor, and then he looked at his balls. "It's my chance!", said Tom in his mind.

He then took the scissor, and cut off his scrotum, and got out his balls. He started looking at them happily, since the question that has been bothering him for years has been answered. "Cool, I've got 2 new marbles to add to my collection!", he said. While he was on his way back to class, he died.

The End.

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« Reply #1 on: Sep 30 2004, 02:13 PM »
Dumbass kid. :angry:

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 30 2004, 02:18 PM »
You deserve a Parental Advisory symbol for that... NOT!

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« Reply #3 on: Oct 01 2004, 05:36 PM »
Hahaha